The Sock Bandit, a.k.a. The Hamper Sleuth.

Description: Short (11.5"), wooly and beige.  Beady button eyes, wired arms and fingers (three). Wearing black sock mask and bright body stocking.

Distinguishing features: large nostrils.  Always carries three odd socks.  Signed and numbered.

Last Sighting: Central High School, Boys' locker room, one foot in the gym bag.

"Tube, ankle, tennis or knee, Striped, ribbed, or lacy - all free"

Master of the single steal, faster than the spin cycle, a mere blur in the locker room, the Sock Bandit prides himself on sleuth.  Last spotted eyeing the laundry basket.

Details