Most people
have a housewarming. Sly II has a bedwarming. The only
problem is, it's yours.
Now that he
has lost his fear of bright lights, and gained an appreciation for
the comfort of comforters, you will share. His version of
the bedtime story goes like this:
"Once upon
a time, the upper and lower regions of the kingdom were divided
by the bed, and the lower region belonged to me. Now it is
different. I have transformed myself, and so the entire kingdom
is mine."
It may be of
some consolation that he promised not to suck your toes. Let's
hope he keeps promises.
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